"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."
All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin
aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce
FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx
i need a full version of this pls
"tator" cards from a Milwaukee goodwill
@cryptotheism what kind of readings do you get from tator cards?
Ah yes my favorite Tator cards:
- The Debil
- Stranth
- The Magircan
- The Foof
warly and wigfrid have an underrated and underutilized friendship dynamic and im only gonna say it once
warly sneaking foods wigfrid doesn't like into her meals is tired by now. we dont need anymore of that it's done. i need to see wigfrid being the only person who really appreciates any of warly's meat based dishes. wigfrid being the connoisseur that his lifetime of training has prepared him for. wigfrid accepting his steaks as rare as they're 'supposed to be'. and i need warly to be wigfrid's lifeline from her once-limited world of only a handful of the same meat based meals (or, if she's feeling particularly adventurous, slabs of monster meat just for the variation). warly introducing her to a world of new meat based meals that she would have never had the expertise to create herself. wigfrid being one of the only people who accepts his 'picky' eating unquestionably, and warly being one of the only people concerning himself about the variation (or lack thereof) of the flavor profiles in her diet.
a chef is nothing without their butcher. do you understand. do you. you are WILDING if you don't think after all her years of being a carnivore wigfrid doesn't have an inate understanding of what animals would be tastiest, and which parts of the animal are tastiest, and how to make 'inedible' parts edible, and how to appreciate a well cooked serving of any part of the animal. he needs that kind of aficionado in his life. or he'll fucking die. he'll die. do you want him to die. do you.
i mean i went to the beach that makes you old and im still the same age. down to the minute actually. it’s kind of creepy but i also found this cool horseshoe crab that gets uglier when i sin
ALTsketches of one of the local king parrots. they have a very high chroma & light value red colour in real life, which is tricky to handle in watercolour!
Quality. Content.
the only post i care about
HEINZ BEANS
okay but no joke some of these photos have good angles (especially the one with the stack of green shopping baskets)
I love that nearly all of the pictures, are of the dog interacting with someone else
also a big fan of the dog getting really hyped about corn oil
I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
FINE! I'll do it myself
Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!
Anonymous asked:
When I was a kid I would kill banjo on purpose to see the sexy gruntilda cutscene. I was fascinated with it in a way I didn’t understand and so I assumed it was because I was so Evil and Dark and Cool. alas I was simply gay
snapscube answered:
THIS FUCKER’S LIFE MEANT NOTHING
